Season 3 (29)

7 Seasons | 133 Episodes

Episode 1 Gene's Best Friend
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Gene's Best Friend

Aired on Mar 11, 2008

Pressure is mounting in the days leading up to Gene’s impending lie detector test on the “Adam Carolla Show” as he not only has a KISS show to prepare for, but his best friend and loyal canine Snippy goes missing. To add more fuel to the fire, Gene’s musical partner of 34 years, Paul Stanley, falls ill moments before taking the stage forcing Gene to decide if the band should play as a trio for the first time in their entire career.

Episode 2
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"Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire"

Aired on Mar 11, 2008
Gene awakes the morning after KISS' stressful but historic concert feeling like he was hit by a bus. With the lie detector test days away and an upcoming business trip to NY on the books Gene ignores the family's pleas for him to see a doctor. Meanwhile, Shannon and Tracy conduct trial lie detector tests on each other to make sure the process is legit. Once in New York, Gene's mom Florence forces him to see a series of specialists who uncover a serious condition that needs to be treated immediately.
Episode 3 The Brutal Truth
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The Brutal Truth

Aired on Mar 18, 2008
Gene is released from the hospital and opts to ignore doctor's orders and heads straight to a casting party for his new comic book, "Dominatrix." He then visits some friends in "Little Italy" that have "experience" with lie detector tests. Meanwhile Shannon and Tracy surprise Adam Carolla's co-host, Danny Bonaduce at the gym and confirm that everything is on the up and up.
Episode 4 Before the Flood
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Before the Flood

Aired on Mar 25, 2008
Gene decides to accept an offer to perform a One Night Only Vegas show with the Big Band, Royal Crown Revue. The combination of his noisy neighbors and Shannon going on a do-it-yourself home improvement spree make it impossible for him to concentrate at home. Gene opts to drive to Las Vegas to ensure a few hours of solitude to learn lyrics to all the new songs. Unfortunately, Shannon's "handyman" skills are not up to par, resulting in Gene's car breaking down in the desert and a faulty pipe bursting at home, flooding his office of priceless KISS collectables.
Episode 5
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"Knock, Knock Who's There?"

Aired on Mar 25, 2008
The clock is ticking as Gene is stranded in the desert and meets an odd cast of characters attempting to hitchhike to Vegas. Meanwhile, Shannon, Tracy, and Sophie race around LA to replace Gene's ruined collectables by buying them from the very KISS fans that have given Gene their hard earned cash over the years. Will Gene get to Vegas in time and will the girls have his office back in shape before he comes home?
Episode 6 Swinging Gene
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Swinging Gene

Aired on Apr 01, 2008

As Shannon, Tracy & Sophie track down the last of the KISS collectables they ruined, Gene calls the one Vegas friend he has to save him from the desert–Carrot Top. A full house at the Hard Rock awaits Gene’s arrival to see his first solo concert.

Episode 7 Something's Fishy
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Something's Fishy

Aired on Apr 08, 2008

Gene’s business trip to SeaWorld turns into a family outing as Shannon, Tracy and Tracy’s twin 4-year old sons’ Jake and Hunter tag along. A combination of food poisoning and Gene’s poor driving put Shannon and Tracy down for the count.

Episode 8 Nail Me
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Nail Me

Aired on Apr 15, 2008

Gene agrees to help fund Shannon and Tracy’s new Nail Salon business venture. Attempting to muscle in and run the business his way, Shannon and Tracy must call all of their family and friends in for back-up to undo Gene’s mess.

Episode 9 Shannon B. DeMille
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Shannon B. DeMille

Aired on Apr 22, 2008

For over 24 years Shannon Tweed has been documenting the life and times of the Simmons-Tweed clan. The family sits down to watch the classic home movies and show us how they became the non-traditional traditional family they are today.

Episode 10 Lil Gene
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Lil Gene

Aired on Apr 29, 2008

Gene is pleasantly surprised when the intern he reluctantly agrees to mentor saves the day by rescuing an important photo shoot from disaster and helps him close a major business deal to put Gene’s Money Bag clothing line in stores nationwide.

Episode 11 Ladies of the Night
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Ladies of the Night

Aired on May 06, 2008

Gene’s research for a book documenting the history of prostitution gets him in trouble. Meanwhile, Nick gets a surprise visit from an old friend that causes tension with his girlfriend.

Episode 12 Sophie Couture
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Sophie Couture

Aired on May 13, 2008

Gene’s research for a book documenting the history of prostitution winds him up in jail. Meanwhile, Sophie’s internship for a fashion designer turns into her strutting the catwalk during L.A. Fashion Week.

Episode 13 Viewer Mail
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Viewer Mail

Aired on May 20, 2008

Gene and the family answer their fan’s e-mail questions and give us a behind-the-scenes look at their favorite scenes featuring never-before-seen footage.

Episode 14 Mommy Makeover
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Mommy Makeover

Aired on Jun 03, 2008
Shannon and Tracy's original plan for a little nip and tuck becomes much more than either of them planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets stuck babysitting his friend's depressed, recently divorced sister and gets asked by Donald Trump to compete on Celebrity Apprentice.
Episode 15 Gene The Apprentice
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Gene The Apprentice

Aired on Jun 15, 2008

While Gene is away in NY competing on Celebrity Apprentice, Shannon and Tracy race to heal from their surgery before he comes home.

Episode 16 Gene's Ego Trip
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Gene's Ego Trip

Aired on Jun 15, 2008

Fed up with Gene extolling his own virtues, Shannon and Tracy team up with Jeff Ross to plan a Roast for him. Will his ego survive?

Episode 17 The Gene Simmons Roast
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The Gene Simmons Roast

Aired on Jun 15, 2008

Roastmaster Jeff Ross calls on his all-star comedian friends to destroy Gene’s ego and raise money for the Wounded Warriors Charity. Even Nick, Shannon and Aunt Tracy take shots at good ol’ Gene.

Episode 18 Shannon to the Rescue
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Shannon to the Rescue

Aired on Jun 22, 2008

Fearing Tracy has run off to Hawaii to elope with her new man, Shannon drags Gene along hoping his well known views on marriage and commitment will convince them to do otherwise. Unfortunately for Shannon, Gene takes an instant liking to Tracy’s boyfriend and now Shannon has two relationships to contend with.

Episode 19 Honeymoon at Last
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Honeymoon at Last

Aired on Jun 22, 2008

In the wake of the Tracy elopement fiasco, Gene must make it up to Shannon and decides to give her the honeymoon this “Happily Unmarried” couple will officially never have.

Episode 20 Power Outage
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Power Outage

Aired on Jun 29, 2008

Exhausted after surviving a grueling 24 hours aboard the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz, Gene returns home only to be reminded he must babysit his 4-year-old nephews, Jake and Hunter.

Episode 21 Nick After Dark
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Nick After Dark

Aired on Jun 29, 2008

Follow Nick’s harrowing nocturnal adventures through Los Angeles as he pursues his brand new car — which just got towed!

Episode 22 South of the Border
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South of the Border

Aired on Jul 13, 2008
With Gene and Shannon both committed elsewhere, Sophie convinces them to allow Nick to accompany her on a private-study trip to Mexico. Always the worried dad, Gene soon follows and Shannon is forced to rescue the kids from Gene's meddling ways.
Episode 23 Happy B-day...To Whom
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Happy B-day...To Whom

Aired on Jul 20, 2008

Shannon and Tracy attend a surprise birthday party for a childhood friend only to realize they have no idea who she is.

Episode 24 Raw and Uncut
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Raw and Uncut

Aired on Jul 20, 2008

So much footage, so little time. Join the family as they present an entire episode of never-before-seen footage including complete stories and deleted scenes.

Episode 25 X-Gene
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X-Gene

Aired on Jul 27, 2008

Gene courts a bizarre assortment of pro-riders in an attempt to find a spokesperson for his new snowboard apparel line.

Episode 26 Homesick
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Homesick

Aired on Aug 03, 2008

Gene surprises Shannon with a little piece of Canada to call her very own. Unfortunately, they are not the only tenants.

Episode 27 Fan Favorites
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Fan Favorites

Aired on Aug 10, 2008

The Family Jewels team takes to the street to interview fans and give them a fresh new look at their all-time favorite episodes.

Episode 28 GeneHarmony
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GeneHarmony

Aired on Aug 17, 2008

Gene attempts to find nice guys for Sophie and Tracy before he dashes off to Australia on business.

Episode 29 Gene Down Under
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Gene Down Under

Aired on Aug 24, 2008
Gene finds himself the unlikely owner of an Australian Rules Football team. Will his affinity for the players get in the way of this losing investment?

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